We've all seen the lovable
Babe, Gordy, Wilbur and Arnold in movies and on
television, but did you know that our little pink
pals are just as lovable on the dinner table? It's
true! Take a look!
Here's our friendly little
fellow, who we'll call Mr. Oink. He sure looks
happy on Farmer McDoodle's pasture, where he can
eat grain, scraps and concentrated hormone pellets
to his heart's content. He sure is a chubby little
guy, that Mr. Oink!
First,
our little friend is stunned with the help of Mr.
Mallet or Mr. Bolt Gun by Mr. Meat Packer. Pleasant
dreams, Mr. Oink!
"Sticking" Mr. Oink severs
his cartoid artery while he's still dazed! A pan is
used to gather the blood for some delicious blood
sausages! Mmm!
Ker-splash!
Nothing like a good hot bathespecially when
it loosens pesky and unwanted dirt, hair and skin.
Hold your nose, Mr. Oinkyou might be down
there for a while!
Snicker-snack, how swiftly
Mr. Butcher slits open Mr. Oink's belly. Bet that
tickles! Now it's time to remove Mr. Oink's viscera
and separate his liver. But don't throw any of it
away; it'll all make the yummiest hot
dogs!
Mr. Butcher then goes to work
on Mr. Oink, slicing up choice parts like ribs
(yummy!), chops (tasty!), loin (mmm, good!), and
yeseveryone's favoritebacon!
Mr. Oink sure likes his new
home at the supermarket, but he won't be there for
long! If you ask your mom nicely, maybe she'll
"bring home the bacon!"
The onion
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1996
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